May 7, 2008...7:12 am
Essentially, Mr. Kool Aid Man Calls Black Children “Niggers”
“ESSENTIALLY, MR. KOOL AID MAN CALLS BLACK CHILDREN NIGGERS” - KP
First it was Cheetos. Now, it’s Kool Aid. And the Ghetto Bragging Rights community is issuing a ban on the product throughout members in the GBR community.
Kool Aid received the ban due to its new advertising campaign which, according to GBR publisher Kirkland Perkins, portrays blacks negatively.
(LEFT: KOOL AID MAN IN LEWD STANCE WITH HANDS IN PANTS)
“It’s a despicable and stereotypical form of softcore porn intended to send a destructive subliminal message to our children,” Perkins said. “While we are encouraging GBR community members to add Kool Aid to their Anti Black Don’t Buy Lists, we are not encouraging members or GBR sympathizers to go into grocery stores and damage Kool Aid Products.”
Kool-Aid was invented by Edwin Perkins and his wife Kitty in Hastings, Nebraska. Its predecessor was a liquid concentrate called Fruit Smack. To reduce shipping costs, in 1927, Perkins discovered a way to remove the liquid from Fruit Smack, leaving only a powder. This powder was named Kool-Ade. A few years later, it was renamed ‘Kool-Aid’ due to a change in U.S. government regulations regarding the need for fruit juice in products using the term “Ade“. Perkins moved his production to Chicago in 1931 and Kool-Aid was sold to General Foods in 1953.
GBR critics analyzing Kool Aid’s marketing campaign also find other disturbing racial practices the company is engaged in.
“Kool Aid appears to market an aggressive negative character to black communities while marketing a light, positive and friendly charachter to white ones,” a GBR report due to be published that documents Kool Aid’s anti black practices found.
It also reported:
“In Kool Aid’s latest advertising campaign targeting blacks, the “black Kool Aid Man” appears on a basketball court shaking brothers. At the end of the commercial he’s embraced by the court, elevated by the players and offers them red Kool Aid, which they happily accept, in return.”
Perkins says he’s in talks with other black organizations to get the word out about the new ban on Kool Aid.
“We’re presently in communication with the Tom Joyner network, Rev. Al Sharpton’s National Action Network, the NAACP as well as Underprivileged Publishing to get the message about Kool Aid hate out.
“I also understand that Niglery research is currently studying Kool Aid’s ingredients and their affect on black health. So, the black community’s looking at this thing from all sides.
“Most of all, Kool Aid’s campaign to blacks is nothing less than the racist tirade the blacks witnessed in Seinfeld actor Michael Richards over a year ago. In every thing they do, they are saying: nigger.
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