BUSTED: MS AMERICA IN CHURCH FRONT PEW LEGS OPEN. STANK! ABOMINATION DESOLATION

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Last Sunday, I saw Ms. America sitting on the front pew in the church house with her legs cocked wide open; and, she ain’t had no panties on either!

I was sitting in the back trying to get some sleep, but there was a commotion by all the other brothers rushing to the front of the church. I was like, “what ‘dem NWORDS doin’?” During the call for prayer, all the brothers got up and went.

I couldn’t get no sleep with brothers passing by me on every opportunity to rise and make a sweep around the front.

Why, the preacher could hardly keep his attention directed at us throughout his sermon.

During collection, I finally made my first pass by the front. “What’s that smell,” passing by the collection table, I though. Damn the church stink today!” I thought. Then, I saw her. “What tha’ ####!” I frowned. I dropped my .50 cents in the collection plate, pinned my nose and returned to the seat. “Damn, Miss America stank!” by Izan.Enboi

Ms. America is not a woman. Lucifer is not the devil. “The original Blacks created that primal representation of himself as the Lucifer, the Angel of Light, because they understood the further: God and Lucifer are the same being.” - Sterling Coleman, the Book of Life

Lucifer pulled the drapes and turned to the Ms. Scarlet.To direct her attention, he turned & pointed.“See there, Ms. Scarlet,” he called, “see the fires upon the lake?” Ms. Scarlet cut her eyes to his private area. A smirk rose upon her face.“Do you like the dress,” she asked? “I remembered red is your favorite.” Lucifer unclenched his teeth to speak but withheld his words. “Red is Satan, the devil’s favorite color, Ultraviolet is mine.”

BUSTED: MISS AMERICA IN CHURCH FRONT PEW LEGS OPEN

1 And there came one of the seven angels which had the seven vials, and talked with me, saying unto me, Come hither; I will shew unto thee the judgment of the great whore that sitteth upon many waters: 2 With whom the kings of the earth have committed fornication, and the inhabitants of the earth have been made drunk with the wine of her fornication.

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