April 27, 2008...9:02 pm

The Cure For Cancer Released 04.27.08; Black Man Discovers Cure For Disease

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The black man invented the red light. The black man invented peanut butter. And now a black man is publishing the cure for disease.

Satisfied with the publication of his son’s first two entitlement instructions, legendary physician Dr. Lehand Quok Sr, has began to release publicly, for the first time, the cure for cancer.

The publication is historic.

“While the name for the cure of disease I will not release today, I will release the cure for cancer today,” Quok said in a release across the Niglery Media Network. “If you will gently rub any virgin cold pressed olive oil to affected lymph nodes, your cancer will immediately remit. This practice should be done gently and until the skin becomes warm. Cancer is an aggressive disease that wants to live. You will repeat this cure until it is disembodied.”

According to Quok, application is dependant on stage. The cure being released today is for cancer in the primary stages. There are finer techniques required to remit cancers in later stages.

“The simple application given today I share with the world for the sake of my oath and to demonstrate the power of enlightenment over that of the invisible god of the West. You can buy your olive oil from any local grocery in your neighborhoods. It will immediately bring about the remission of all forms of cancers with the exception of the cancer that is called melanoma. This cure will not heal melanoma because melanoma is not a cancer. Melnaoma is a curse.”

Quok did not say whether he had a cure for melanoma or whether it could be cured.

Because of his discoveries, Quok was heralded as the man who would make the greatest contribution to contemporary humanity. He was condemned after it was determined he’d lived up to his expectations but refused to share his work with the world.

Because of his approval of his son’s first two entitlement instructions, Quok and his family have received fresh rounds of condemnation from all Western countries.

The new controversy surrounding the Quok family comes as a result of Quok Jr’s first two entitlement instructions.

His first instruction, published in February, finds that whites are only able to attain admission into The Divine after life through committing suicide during their journey through this life.

His second instruction, released in late March, finds that, for white people, masturbation is better than procreation.

It remains to be seen how the release of first cure will affect his standing among Western countries.

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